This is getting out of hand.

Okay seriously, what's with the wealth of hard rock bands popping up? When did it become so amazingly cool to try and sound as much like Sabbath and Zeppelin as possible? Those are good bands but these new bands aren't bringing anything new! They just sound like cover bands!

Hearing Wolfmother (who is a great example of this "Oh my God! We have to sound more 70s!" horseshit going on) in an iPod commercial makes it a scientific fact that this is gone waaaaaay too far.

A simple truth: Retro 70s hard rock is the new indie rock and black metal is the new prog-rock.